Mat Parrinello

Digital Media Analyst

Mat Parrinello

As a data analyst, Mat investigates the nooks and crannies of databases, noticing even the smallest anomalies. A confirmed skeptic: “I have trouble accepting absolute truths, and have been told I can’t answer simple questions and often go down a rabbit hole of nonsensical possibilities.” That’s the polite version. Down the road, Mat predicts he’ll be either an analyst, CEO, treasure hunter, post-apocalyptic scavenger or stuntman. “The only relatively certain thing I’ll be doing exactly 10 years from now (assuming now = 9am EST) is drinking coffee.” We may therefore infer that the statement “coffee is good” is an absolute truth. For now.

Mat Parrinello
Mat Parrinello

 Breakthrough! 

2016 marked the first year that I did not lose/​drown/​break my phone while on vacation.”

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