As a data analyst, Mat investigates the nooks and crannies of databases, noticing even the smallest anomalies. A confirmed skeptic: “I have trouble accepting absolute truths, and have been told I can’t answer simple questions and often go down a rabbit hole of nonsensical possibilities.” That’s the polite version. Down the road, Mat predicts he’ll be either an analyst, CEO, treasure hunter, post-apocalyptic scavenger or stuntman. “The only relatively certain thing I’ll be doing exactly 10 years from now (assuming now = 9am EST) is drinking coffee.” We may therefore infer that the statement “coffee is good” is an absolute truth. For now.