Dion Pender

Why did you choose a career in advertising?
Seemed better than selling black velvet paintings of Elvis on the street corner.

What are some activities you enjoy participating in outside of work?
Kissing my wife.

If you could go backwards or forward in time to experience any event in history, what would you choose to witness?
The parting of the Red Sea, seriously, how cool would that be?

If you were elected president of the United States of America, what would your first piece of legislation be?
Make being mean a crime.

Would you like to be famous? In what way?
No, look what fame does to people.