When Photoshop Attacks

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I recently mentioned how spotting a bad Photoshop job is a hobby of mine, so I thought I would share the fun. When you know what to look for, you will see that bad Photoshop is all around us. Here are a few keys elements to keep an eye out for:

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Apparently the deployment of Vista 2007 makes people so happy they gain the ability to levitate. Not only are there no shadows to make this a convincing composition, but the perspective is also way off. This runner is headed straight for the stands!

Floating Objects – This is probably the single most dead give-away that a photo has been doctored. When an object is plopped into a photo and the designer does not add a drop shadow to it, the object appears to float in space. (And not in a cool David Copperfield kind of way).

Something tells me that this model was originally shot on a white background and then (poorly) silhouetted and placed in this layout.

Something tells me that this model was originally shot on a white background and then (poorly) silhouetted and placed in this layout.

Bad Silhouettes – Cutting a clipping path around someone with fuzzy flowing hair is no easy task even for the most seasoned Photoshop gurus. So when a rookie tries the same task it’s easy to spot (you can often see the old background color coming through or the designer gives the subject a severe helmet head hair cut). This and the fact that they forget to knock out paths in between people’s arms and any other overlapping area of their body. I have recently noticed that a particular woman’s magazine that shares the name with a fancy girly drink, has taken to cutting funky shapes around people so they don’t have to bother with cutting clipping paths and soft silhouettes around hair. This to me is L-A-Z-Y. Seriously, don’t they have interns?

Human cloning, coming to a fútbol stadium near you!

Human cloning, coming to a fútbol stadium near you!

Repeating Background – Ever notice while watching the Flintstones that whenever Fred ran through the house, the background just looped – chair, lamp, window, chair, lamp, window, chair, lamp, window. Well, the same thing happens when a designer needs to extend a background of an image and takes the easy way out. The rubber stamper is a power tool in Photoshop that helps to clone parts of an image, but used incorrectly it can cause quite a mess.

I can’t imagine what this woman’s face originally looked like if they thought this was an improvement – but she sure does have nice teeth!

I can’t imagine what this woman’s face originally looked like if they thought this was an improvement – but she sure does have nice teeth!

Frankenstein Body Parts – It is not uncommon to take different poses/body parts from several shots in a photo shoot and piece them together to make one image. But a bad Photoshopper won’t take the time to make sure all the body parts blend into one believable image. Worse yet, they might not all be in the same perspective.

Either there used to be someone else in the picture, or the movie The Grudge was based on actual events.

Either there used to be someone else in the picture, or the movie The Grudge was based on actual events.

See that pink box? That is not a design element; those are instructions from the Art Director that, oops, made it to print. It reads, “Please see layered psd photoshop file for image work. Darken the grass and extend the image at the girls leg and grass/mountains to the left (right in spread as image is flopped) to bleed image in spread. Someone is looking for a new job…

See that pink box? That is not a design element; those are instructions from the Art Director that, oops, made it to print. It reads, “Please see layered psd photoshop file for image work. Darken the grass and extend the image at the girls leg and grass/mountains to the left (right in spread as image is flopped) to bleed image in spread. Someone is looking for a new job…

The Over Sight – When a designer is in a hurry, or just plain isn’t paying attention to detail, some really hilarious things can happen, this I call The Over Sight. People with two left arms, only three fingers, people placed in inadvertently suggestive poses, irrelevant floating body parts – this is the gem of the bad Photoshop job.

* Photos from Photoshop Disasters

  • andrea

    Pretty freakin’ hilarious!

  • CharlesBenoit

    Scary, too. I mean, what would you do if you suddenly found someone’s hand – minus body – fused to your shoulder?
    I loved this post. More, please!